part B sounds familiar.
Women, Men and drinks: Who they and you are
Part A: Women
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
Part B: Men
He's poor and wants to get laid.
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Leave the place. Now.