I can't vouch for part A, but

part B sounds familiar.

Women, Men and drinks: Who they and you are

Part A: Women

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


Blender drinks:
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


Mixed drinks:
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................


Wine:
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.


White Zinfandel:
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.


Shots:
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


Tequila:
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.



Part B: Men

Domestic Beer:
He's poor and wants to get laid.


Imported Beer:
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


Wine:
He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.


Whiskey:
He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.


White Zinfandel:
He's gay


Tequila:
Leave the place. Now.