Friday, July 31, 2009

I can't vouch for part A, but

part B sounds familiar.

Women, Men and drinks: Who they and you are

Part A: Women

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Blender drinks:
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Mixed drinks:
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................

Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

White Zinfandel:
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.

Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!

No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.

Part B: Men

Domestic Beer:
He's poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer:
He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.

White Zinfandel:
He's gay

Leave the place. Now.


Ride Fast said...

One shot - I'm cool.
Two shots - I'm handsome and sexy.
Three shots - I'm awesome.
Four shots - I'm bullet proof.
Five shots - I can fly.
Six shots - Last thing I remember I was on the roof...

Matthew said...

HA! I'm sure none of us can actually relate to this post.