Snork... well, we are well-armed at the least

John was talking about his book at one of the B&Ns. He got to the part about how in his world, humans are being ranched. A bug eyed crazy guy says “It is true! Lizard people are ranching us! IT’S TRUE!!!!” He was totally serious. John figured that my audience was made up of the well-armed gentlemen who could have profound discussions on the nature of human liberty and his audience was the guy off his meds. Sadly by pointing this out I’ve doomed this prophet of truth, as now the Reptoids know that someone in Arizona is on to them.