Literally?
(IsraelNN.com) Palestinian Authority media outlets continue to blame Israel for problems caused by wild boars in Samaria, despite Israeli efforts to cull the animals. On Thursday, PA farmers near Ariel complained that “Israeli settlers” had engineered a wild boar attack that destroyed agricultural produce.
The farmers' claims were repeated by the head of the regional PA farmers' union, who accused Israelis living in Ariel and nearby towns of planning the attacks. The union head did not explain how Israelis allegedly trained the pigs to destroy only Arab crops.
Ah, that's how clever those Jews are, you see? Somehow they trained the boar to magically detect "Arab crops,dead ahead! Dammit, Moshe, stop that, those are kosher carrots, you boob!"
Media outlets have also lent credence to the claims, with the PA-based Ma'an news agency stating, “The wild boars are being released by Israeli settlers in order to destroy the plants and crops of Palestinians.”
I didn't know Dan Rather had moved to Samaria?
Israel is unable to cull the boar population in Arab villages in Samaria, as those areas are entirely under PA control.
"See! See! They sent them somehow to our villages! Ah, the cleverness and malice of the JOOOOS!"
These people... They ever do wind up without any nasty Jews to blame for everything, what will they do?
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Wow, there's really nothing those crafty Israelis aren't capable of, is there? /sarcasm
"Here we come, reach for your gun, and you better listen well my friend, you see, it's been slow down below, aimed at you, we're the cowboys from hell..."
What will they do? They'll blame the Jews for not being there to blame! Makes perfect sense, doesn't it?
I tell you what, if the Israelis CAN train pigs to only destroy certain crops, then I will pay top dollar for them to train my dog! Bailey would have them scratching their heads wondering, "What is it with this dog? Is he part wolverine? We've only seen this kind of destruction on the battlefields."
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