Thursday, February 01, 2007

Speaking of crapblogging and hot stuff,

and you have a tolerance for bad language, go here(site is NSFW).

I remained calm and collected on the outside, not wanting to give the game away. On the inside, my tongue felt like it was having contractions, and my gums were bleeding molten lava. After what seemed like eternity, I had sufficiently chewed the offending piece of meat to consistency that I could swallow. The sauce on the chicken burned my throat, and I could feel it as it slid down my gullet and headed towards my stomach.


And it gets worse from there.

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