Yeah, I thought she was an actual doctor, too;

but she's not.
I'm reminded of Big Bang Theory: "Is she a doctor-doctor, or a you kind of doctor?"


'..the media's tarnished brand'  That's a very polite way to say "People think you suck and don't trust you."


Principal Brandi Hucko, of Garden Gate Elementary, you are a fucking idiot.  And a PC-at-any-cost jackass.  We're sitting here reading this crap and wondering just how many kids lives you've screwed up in your career?
A fifth-grader in Cupertino, California was suspended and threatened with expulsion for bringing a small Swiss Army knife on a school-sponsored, science-oriented camping trip.
Go read it; excerpts just cannot do justice.


Speaking of PC/feminist idiocy,
In an open letter to UC President Susan Herbst, self-described feminist student Carolyn Luby wrote that the redesigned team logo will intimidate women and empower rape culture.
And just what is this horrible symbol?

Yep.  A dog.
Herbst, you need help.


Snork...hehehehe:
KANDAHAR, AFGHANISTAN — Pentagon sources were proud to announce the success of a new, yearly event which allowed Fobbits — service-members who spend their entire tour on Forward Operating Base — the opportunity to venture out into Afghanistan alongside combat units.

“I was super excited when I first found out,” said Specialist Jimmy McNulty, a finance soldier. “I’d spent months in my guard tower wondering what was out there. I couldn’t wait to finally ‘get some’. You know, when I got home and told a girl in a bar about the one time I left the wire.”