ATF Witness: I'm the only one here, that I know of, professional enough to carry this Colt 40mm...
Defense Attorney: Your Honor, I object to this witness blowing himself up with a grenade launcher. Move to suppress testimony.
Judge: Sustained. 20 minute recess to give the firemen a chance to put out the burning corpse.
From behind a blast shield, at least
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