(CNN) -- Iran said Wednesday it had launched a rocket carrying a rat, two turtles and some worms into orbit...All of which were wearing teeny, tiny explosive vests, no doubt, making it the first Persian MIRV.
(CNN) -- Iran said Wednesday it had launched a rocket carrying a rat, two turtles and some worms into orbit...All of which were wearing teeny, tiny explosive vests, no doubt, making it the first Persian MIRV.
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But but ... the rat, both turtles, and most of the worms had allegedly engaged in alleged protests against the Supreme Leader, and are being properly dealt with. Once they get bigger rockets, they'll deal with the alleged human protestors in like manner. "To the moon, Alice!"
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