Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Canadian tribe wants to restore salmon fishery

Basically fertilizes area of Pacific.
Microorganisms thrive, feeding baby salmon.
Winds up feeding a lot of other aquatic life.
Salmon population booms.
"BURN THE HERETICS!!  THEY MESSED WITH THE OCEAN!!"  Etc.
Responding to these and similar antihuman ravings, the Canadian government went so far as to send gun-toting flak-vest-armored Environment Canada agents to raid the headquarters of the offices of the HSRC. George has been forced to resign the presidency of the corporation, as the desperate proponents of carbon rationing and fishing restriction scream for his head.

But the salmon are back.
Be it noted that the idiots screaming about this tend to be among the groups that've been pushing for years for geoengineering to 'stop globular warmering'...

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