for the bombs in Boston, this from last year ought to be copied onto a bat and then used on Tingles' head.
Oh, you hadn't heard?
Before any information was available that might indicate who is responsible for the horrific Boston Marathon bombings, Esquire’s Charles P. Pierce cautioned readers against “jumping to conclusions” and blaming the attack on “foreign terrorism.”
However, he was compelled to remind people that Monday is the “official
Patriots Day holiday” in Massachusetts, celebrating the Battles at
Lexington and Concord. He also pointed out that April 19, the actual
date of the battles, is connected to Oklahoma City bomber Tim McVeigh,
who apparently considered himself a “waterer of the tree of liberty and
the like,” according to Pierce.
Yep. Don't jump to conclusions unless it's to blame those right-wingers.
“I’ll bet good money it’s a right-wing nutjob. Today is April 15, Boston
Harbor was where the original Tea Party took place and the on-going
gun-safety legislation makes it the mostly likely culprit,” commenter
Linda Ginsburg wrote.
Yes, because blowing up a bunch of people at a race would be SO helpful...
The aforementioned Tingles.
Ace put it Fat, drunk and Matthews is no way to go through life, son. I started to change that to 'Fat, stupid and Matthews' but realized the either the middle or the last would be redundant.
Just look around; there's plenty of this crap to find.