From the VFR forum

A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. Went right into surgery, and the doc advised him all was well. However.

He kept feeling something pulling down in his crotch. Worried the doc might have had to do something he wasn't telling him about/admitting to, he pulled the gown up to see. There, down low, he found tape: two strips above his penis and one across his testicles. The kind of tape that doesn't come off easily. Written across the top strip was

GET WELL SOON, FROM THE NURSE YOU PULLED OVER LAST WEEK