Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Lesson One for the day: if you can't see the street,

a bike may not be your best means of transport:

(thanks to Theo)

A man walks into a bar and orders a Bin Laden

Bartender asks, what’s a Bin Laden?

Man says 2 shots with a splash of water.


1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

3. Those that live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.

4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.

8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Yeah, it's humor day.

1 comment:

Keith said...

Here's one jury which did the job correctly.

no coverup now for a cop who's violence caused the death of a newspaper seller walking home near the G20 protests in London.

bet he still gets off though - only ones always do.