I once mentioned people who need a custom jockstrap or a wheelbarrow

to carry their balls in. You really need to read this at Blackfive:
Later that same day, Herrera would walk through a minefield drawing deadly rounds away from their intended mark. He lost both his legs in the engagement, all the while keeping his M-1 Garand Rifle trained on the source stronghold thereby allowing his brothers-in-arms to flank and overrun the enemy position.

I'd say 'God rest his soul', but I think that's already taken care of.