Therefore, since they're not simply triggering me, they're causing actual pain, every asshole in Vassar and Oberlin involved in this should be chipped.
Administrators at Vassar College agreed to personally shred a pocket Constitution after an undercover reporter posing as a student complained that she felt “triggered” by its distribution on campus, while professors at Oberlin College confided that they shared the reporter's misgivings about the founding document.
And O'Keefe, you should know better:
“When this idea came up in our newsroom about campus administrators
shredding the Constitution because it’s a trigger against students, we
didn’t think people would actually fall for it,” he says at one point.
“We underestimated just how stupid and politically correct these people