I swear, the ability to keep the house clean and neat was not passed on to me,

which, considering how Mom kept her house is amazing.

Either that or I have too much crap and not actually enough space.

I ever have to move, the house I get will have to have more rooms and space; something like a bedroom, work room, maybe a reloading and ammo room would be nice, bigger kitchen, something like that would be nice if I could afford it.

Oh, and possibly a maid once a week.  Or month.  Something to help me keep all this caught up.  Why not dream?