I had an eventful last few days

First, I managed to fall down some stairs.  Which wasn't fun.  

Then, the other night, I've been sneezing a lot lately.  And somehow I managed to sneeze with my body at a bad angle and pulled a muscle in my back, from what I can tell.  So every time I sneeze, or cough, ow.

I think given a few days they'll both ease off, but damn.

Now, where'd I leave the heating pad?