Wednesday, June 25, 2014

The EPA is so full of crap

they can't hold it in:
It appears, however, that a regional office has reached a new low: Management for Region 8 in Denver, Colo., wrote an email earlier this year to all staff in the area pleading with them to stop inappropriate bathroom behavior, including defecating in the hallway.  

In the email, obtained by Government Executive, Deputy Regional Administrator Howard Cantor mentioned “several incidents” in the building, including clogging the toilets with paper towels and “an individual placing feces in the hallway” outside the restroom.

Confounded by what to make of this occurrence, EPA management “consulted” with workplace violence “national expert” John Nicoletti, who said that hallway feces is in fact a health and safety risk. He added the behavior was “very dangerous” and the individuals responsible would “probably escalate” their actions.
Really?  Crapping in the hallway is a health and safety risk?  And you had to consult with an expert to figure this out?

The people who want to control our lives...


emdfl said...

Work place diversity in action, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

Windy Wilson said...

Denver? Denver is in Colorado, where they just legalized a psychoactive drug that affects user's reasoning and inhibitions.

Just pointing out the obvious, here.