To borrow a phrase and embroider, "Go piss on a transformer,

asshole."
Colin Perkel of The Canadian Press reported Emmerson’s remarks from a symposium in Toronto on the impact of 9/11 on human rights: 

"The re-introduction of torture under a Romney administration would significantly increase the threat levels to (Americans) at home and abroad," Emmerson said. 
"Such a policy, if adopted, would expose the American people to risks the Obama administration is not currently exposing them to."

Which reminds me of the morons insisting we must severely punish troops who relieve themselves on deceased child-molesting terrorists or burn defaced books because "If we don't it will endanger our troops."  Yeah, like that's going to 'endanger' them if they're captured by seventh-century goat-humpers who regularly torture people to death and booby-trap the bodies.  Yeah.  We have to avoid giving the savages offense.*

Which does not even touch on the level of "You can kiss my ass" generated by some Deity-cursed would-be-more-useful-shoveling-shit-in-a-fertilizer-factory jerk from the UN trying to tell us who to vote for.

I have come to the view that Lawdogs' is the proper method of dealing with that conglomeration of socialist tyrant wannabes:
Since I like to copper my bets, I'd draw an advance on my first months paycheck, buy a truckload of dynamite and order the Commandant of the Marine Corp to de-infestate the UN building.

While the Marines are chucking UN politicos off the pier, I'd be personally setting charges in the UN basement.


However, that was before I took note of this egregious piece of bullshit:
United Nations-affiliated election monitors from Europe and central Asia will be at polling places around the U.S. looking for voter suppression activities by conservative groups, a concern raised by civil rights groups during a meeting this week. The intervention has drawn criticism from a prominent conservative-leaning group combating election fraud.
 Dear UN:
Considering that you have managed to happily certify and cheer the crooked election of every genocidal, corrupt, and 'one man, one vote, one time' dirtbag who managed to steal a country- and you danced and cheered and offered to blow them if they were proper socialists- the idea of you 'monitoring' our elections to prevent fraud is about as comforting as having some of your average 'peacekeepers' offer to operate a child-care center. 

Further, the idea of
The Leadership Conference on Civil and Human Rights, the NAACP and the ACLU, among other groups
 hereafter known as the "We hate the idea of required voter ID because it hinders us in committing vote fraud coalition",
whining to the fucking UN to 'ensure fair elections' would be laughable; except that the UN and every one of these corrupt clown posse members have shown that you all would really like to destroy the US as a republic, and seem willing to do anything to accomplish that.

Including screw with our elections.

Therefore, I am proposing to the next administration of the United States that Lawdog be appointed(for a short term; he's a busy man and it won't take long) Interior Secretary for the period necessary to collapse that wretched hive of scum and villainy on Turtle Bay into Turtle Bay.

I'm willing to go along with him allowing sufficient time for every UN ambassador and his collection of minions, thieves, rapists and parking-fine evaders to evacuate the country first; but it's not a dealbreaker if he doesn't.  After all, the harbor is already polluted, and the birds, crabs and fish probably wouldn't take too long to clean up most of the bits.

Sincerely,
Firehand
aka One Of The People You've Pissed Off



 *Ignore that the only thing that WON'T give the savages offense is our deaths

Opening line borrowed from Tam