I remember watching a TV news bit about women getting their feet surgically altered so that they could fit the cutest heels. Apparently if your feet aren’t just the right size or something, heels don’t fit. So I turned to my friend and said, “You know that somewhere, a crazy feminist is saying it’s all the fault of the oppressive patriarchy, forcing women to mutilate themselves in order to fit into heels that validate men’s views of female beauty.” He agreed. Then I said “You know what the worst part of it is? If you ask the average man what kind of shoes his girlfriend or wife looks best in, he’ll say ‘shoes? I didn’t even know she had feet! I’ve never looked down that far!”
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I remember watching a TV news bit about women getting their feet surgically altered so that they could fit the cutest heels. Apparently if your feet aren’t just the right size or something, heels don’t fit. So I turned to my friend and said, “You know that somewhere, a crazy feminist is saying it’s all the fault of the oppressive patriarchy, forcing women to mutilate themselves in order to fit into heels that validate men’s views of female beauty.” He agreed. Then I said “You know what the worst part of it is? If you ask the average man what kind of shoes his girlfriend or wife looks best in, he’ll say ‘shoes? I didn’t even know she had feet! I’ve never looked down that far!”
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