By the way, if Al Gore shows his fat hypocritical ass around here,

I’ll light him up.

Global warming my ass. Usually, between about mid-March to mid-April we’ll have one or two real freezes to contend with; the hard freeze warning for tonight makes about six in this period this year. Despite being covered I lost some tomatoes and peppers in the garden, and I may lose the others tonight since they’re talking about mid-twenties in this area.

This keeps up, we’ll have to render him down for oil to keep the lamps burning.