I know it's old, but:

Two Diaries
HER DIARY:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with
My friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a
Bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet
So we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was
Wrong; he said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He
Said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to
Worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled
Slightly, and kept driving . I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he
Didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him
Completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat
There quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15
Minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
Caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his
Thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.
I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

HIS DIARY:

Bike wouldn't start today, but I did get laid.

And on that note: