Booze war!

And lo, the sage Steve did write upon(about?) the liquors of the world, and their proper place in the pecking order of drinkables.

And this did cause Rob to wax wroth, and speak defaming words of the sage Steve. And umbrage was taken all the way around.

And thus do I speak: screw Rob(metaphorically, of course), for any who speak so of the Scottish Holy Water is all wet. And has been playing with acid and pigment too, too long.

Go ye, and read their words entire. For I am too lazy to summarize.