I'll take "Politicians and Black-Robed Idiots who need to be decorating trees"

for a thousand, Alex.
...That bill includes a clause written by Martha Walters, the chief justice of Oregon’s Supreme Court, at the request of Brown. This clause will allow Walters to suspend due process for up to sixty days if she deems it necessary during the response to the COVID-19 pandemic.
Fuck the both of you assholes, with an old, splintery shovel handle.  Your 'order' doesn't supersede the Constitution no matter how much you want that power.  And the fact that said idiot in a black robe thinks she can is reason enough for said idiot to decorate a tree or lamppost.  And the other idiot, who sits in the Governor's office, should be right next to her.