Wednesday, November 20, 2019

"Yes, but at least there are no nasty guns involved

in the injuries, cripplings, and killings!"
London authorities are hoping to literally stem the bleeding in response to a knife crime epidemic that's plaguing England and Wales.

The City of London Police announced Monday that hundreds of bars and nightclubs across the city will be soon be outfitted with specialized medical equipment meant to treat catastrophic bleeding from stab wounds.

A total of 320 "bleed control kits" will be supplied to late-night venues in London's financial district over the next few weeks, and follows a pilot program earlier this year in Birmingham.
Yeah, that's going to fix the problem...

1 comment:

mark leigh said...

Literal band-aids. The message, take your beating like a real serf, cringe and bear it with gratitude.