Sunday, February 02, 2014

"Except when they're stealing your stuff, or molesting your kids,

or feeling-up well-built women; hey, we're human!"
“Every passenger deserves to be treated with dignity and respect and Transportation Security Administration (TSA) policy upholds this standard. TSA does not tolerate any form of unethical or unlawful behavior by its employees and takes swift disciplinary action if discovered,” he added.
Which is why the TSA agents who broke their own rules and screwed with handicapped people and those with medical devices were fir- ah, nevermind.

“In addition, TSA has implemented changes in screening for passengers 12 and under and over 75, implemented programs to accommodate Wounded Warriors, and has instituted one-step removal procedures in many cases for employees behaving unethically or unlawfully,” he concluded.
Translation: "You troublemakers got altogether too troublesome just because we terrified little kids.  And screwed with wounded troops.  And your grandparents.  So we're going to pretend we're actually changing things, so shut up."

Why no, I don't trust the bastards.

MSNBC: "We're bigoted and we're proud of it!  But we'll make an 'apology' after we crap on people, so it's all good."

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