Sunday, September 25, 2011

To the Administration:

I propose a new rule:
If you ban inhalers 'for environmental concerns', then everyone in the EPA who has a hand in this should be required to stop breathing for two minutes, three times a day. Four minutes five times a day on stressful days. Enforced with duct tape if need be. Just think of all the carbon dioxide that won't be polluting the air!

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