Some lines just call for a poster

Uncle pointed over here, and from some lines I get

Silver American eagle - $19.62
Gold Krugerrand - $1136.89
Platinum Bar, 1 oz Suisse - $1652.10
Lead, 185 grains, slicing through a criminal – PRICELESS!

By the way, remember when this sign was just supposed to be funny?
"I asked my broker what to invest in. He said ammunition and canned goods."


(Ok, so I changed 155 to 185; it's what I like)