Saturday, March 25, 2006
The 52nd Carnival is UP!
Part two is the last two weeks worth of stuff, here.
And it's just waiting for you, you lucky people.
Friday, March 24, 2006
The sharp knife
A few years back a friend lived not far away, and he loved to cook. But he only had some cheap-ass stainless kitchen knives.
So for his birthday, took a piece of coil spring, straightened it out, and forged it into a chef's knife with a 9" blade. Used epoxy and pins to put some walnut scales on for the grip, and gave it to him.
Man, he loved it! About a month later went over to visit and he said "Look at this!" and held out his left hand. No obvious scars, cuts, etc. He saw I didn't see it and said "Look at the fingernails". Sure enough, the nails on his first three fingers were cut back to the quick. Seems he'd had a party a few nights before and decided to make a big pot of jambalaya. When chopping veggies he'd always used the nails of his left hand to control the spacing as he sliced. He'd just dumped the stuff into the pot when he noticed his nails were gone.
No, nobody commented on crunchy bits in the dinner.
Now he's down in Texas married to a very nice lady. Who informed me that if there's ever a divorce, she gets the knife.
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Texas hospitality
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on runway 9R. Allah be Praised!"
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Egypt Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Egypt Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on runway 9R. Allah is Great."
Pause: Static..............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY!!! WE
ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!
Dallas ATC: Well, praise be to God!. Y'all be careful now --- ya hear?"
Things about my home state
Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with
their feet in the air.
There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Oklahoma.
There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in
Oklahoma, plus a couple no one's seen before.
Possums will eat anything.
Armadillos love to dig holes under tomato plants.
Raccoons will test your crop of melons and let you know
when they are ripe.
If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.
A tractor is NOT an all-terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.
Onced and Twiced are words.
It is not a shopping cart, it is a buggy.
Fire ants consider your flesh as a picnic.
Coldbeer is one word.
People actually grow and eat okra.
Fixinto is one word.
A tank is a dirt hole in the ground that holds water for
irrigation, watterin' the cows, swimming.
There ain't no such thing as "lunch". There's only dinner
and then there's supper.
Tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it
when you're 2.
Backards and forwards means I know everything about you.
Jeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter
what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
Darn near everyone knows 5 or more cloud types (guess
they got to be look'n out for them there ternayders-
translation: tornados)
More Oklahomanisms:
You know you're from Oklahoma if:
1. You measure distance in minutes.
2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C"
in the same day.
3. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.
4. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with
no one in it, no matter what time of the year.
5. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go
to the store.
6. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit,
vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
7. You install security lights on your house and garage an leave both unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car ... for your OWN car.
9. You know what "cow tipping" is.
10. You only own six spices: salt, pepper, ketchup,
Tabasco and jalapeno.
11. The local papers covers national and international news on
one page but requires 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
12. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
13. You find 100 degrees F "a little warm."
14. You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer,
still summer, and Christmas.
15. You know whether another Oklahoman is from east, west,
north or south Oklahoma as soon as they open their mouth.
16. There is a Braums in every town with a population of
1,000 or more.
17. Going to Wal-Mart is a favorite past-time known as
"off to "Wally World."
18. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as
good chili weather.
19. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ... it's
a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example "What kinna
coke you want?"
20. You understand these jokes
WASR-10 question
Did you ever,
And now you have no bloody idea where that was?
I hate this crap.
I knew CNN was bad, but DAMN!
I mentioned Asshat Jr. Sheen the other day. Well, I had dinner out tonight(needed a BBQ fix), and they had CNN on. And they interviewed the radio host that Sheen said this crap to.
Language alert
Shit, it was enough to ruin dinner. This asshole was speaking of the 'courage' it took for Sheen to say this, and how there was 'never a REAL investigation' into the 9/11 attacks, and so on. And the talking CNN head was talking about how wonderful it was that someone brought this up so it could be debated...
Someone please tell me just how it demonstrates courage for an actor to say crap like this in Hollywood? And just how does this need to be 'brought up and debated' when shitheads like these and Mikey Moore and co. have been saying it since the damn attacks happened? And, to top it off, this jackass radio host spoke of how people tell him how wonderful it is that he's brave enough to talk about this...
And, just to top it off, of the e-mails CNN idiot goes over, about 69% agreed that there was a 'conspiracy' that involved the U.S. Government to knock the towers down, etc.
It has GOT to be something in the air and/or water out there, I swear.
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Ok, I knew Charlie Sheen was an idiot,
Let's see, successful actor who could get laid pretty much anytime he wanted, but was always paying hookers. Who screwed himself up on drugs. More than once. Married, and his pregnant wife comes home to find him in bed with another hooker. And he also turns out to be- or turns into- a 9/11 conspiracy nut.
I do just love this line from the article: "Actor Charlie Sheen has joined a growing army of other highly credible public figures in questioning the official story of 9/11 and calling for a new independent investigation of the attack and the circumstances surrounding it." Don't you just LOVE that? What in the hell makes this clown a 'highly credible' figure, public or otherwise?
Or maybe the journalists were using some of Charlie's stuff before they wrote this.
And also at the Big Mouth
Yeah, I could have appended this to the K9 story, but I thought it deserved a post of its own.
The dog's part of the team, Sergeant!
"I tried to run into the building, but another sergeant grabbed me and said ‘no’. I told him my dog was inside, and I had to go,” McCleskey said. The building, about 55 yards away, was a converted warehouse.
McCleskey’s first sergeant, U. S. Army 1st Sgt. Sean Bailey, stepped in, saying “You have to let him try.” The first sergeant grabbed a fire extinguisher, McCleskey handed his M-4 rifle to another military member and a life-saving mission began."
The U.S. military has a long history with dogs, for everything from guard duty to search to couriers."He reported the injury to the 101st Provost Marshall’s Office, and within an hour, Katja’s veterinarian was on the phone telling him to be ready to leave in 30 minutes. McCleskey said he was not injured.
“He (the vet) told me he was nine-lining us out of the area. Nine- lining means that a soldier is hurt, and we become the priority for the air. Military working dogs are viewed as soldiers, so if they get hurt, then we do everything in our power to get them out of action and to medical assistance fast.”
Critter earned it. And is still doing the job. Definately worth reading. As a side issue, from what I've read Mohammed hated dogs.
Which is one more reason to say he sucked rocks.Monday, March 20, 2006
I'm back
Went down to visit my parents this weekend. They just celebrated their 50th anniversary. A wonderful thing to note, although it makes me feel like a piker for not succeeding in marriage.
In any case, used Dad's sizer/luber to get 300 .45 bullets ready for loading. Good weather for it; chilly outside, warmer in the barn, and a nice rain falling. Very nice rain, I should say. Their area got 1.75" as of the time I left yesterday, and my guage said about the same in OKC. That's the most rain the area has had since September or October, I forget which. Now, to crown things off, it'll hit 28 or 30 for the low tonight with a chance of snow. Only thing I planted last week(while it was warm) was a rose bush, and I can just put a bucket over it tonight.
One reason I hadn't lit the forge in a long time was that the entire state was under an outdoor burn ban; wildfires everywhere, lots of property damage and some injuries. Even if there hadn't been a ban, it was so dry I don't think I'd have risked it; a coal forge doesn't throw a lot of embers or sparks, but I wouldn't have wanted to take the chance.
Last week had a chance to meet a friend at the range for the first time in months. Didn't accomplish a lot, but did try out some handloads in .30-30. I'd never used IMR4064 powder for this cartridge before, and it seems to work pretty well. I'm going to load some more tonight for more thorough testing next time.
One reason for getting friend out to the range was for stress relief. His wife had a baby about a month ago, all that went just fine as I mentioned before, healthy 8lb. girl. Then wife developed an infection in the incision(caesarean section). Antibiotics didn't do the job, and she wound up back in the hospital for surgery to clean it out and major-level antibiotics. It came out during this that the culture showed five different bacteria in the infection, and- according to the doctor- only way it could have happened was in the OR, which means the room and/or some of the equipment wasn't properly cleaned and prepped, which really went over well as you can imagine.
So infection under control, but she can't nurse the baby because of the medications. And then, a few days after went home, had a reaction to one of/the combination of meds, and got hives and swelled up and wound up in the emergency room for a day.
So by the time all this was settled a bit and things on a more even keel, getting hubby out to the range for a while seemed like a good thing to do.
Well, I've got powder to measure and bullets to seat.
Friday, March 17, 2006
Sorry 'bout the doubles
Thursday, March 16, 2006
A wonderful story from the Geek
My friend tells me that the hall grew quiet, as people listened. In that silence, just about everyone in the show simultaneously arrived at the same decision, and for the next 30 seconds, all you heard was the kerplopple of steel on kydex and leather, the snips of zipties coming off, and the glorious ka shink! of a thousand people simultaneously racking rounds into chambers.
Also ref the idiots in NO and their accomplices
"NEW ORLEANS, Dec. 14 /U.S. Newswire/ -- A New Orleans woman is recovering from surgery this week from injuries resulting from when she was roughed-up by authorities who forced her to leave her home a week after Hurricane Katrina. Patricia Konie, 58, has filed a Federal lawsuit over the injuries and other violations of civil rights.
"My client was severely injured in a needless removal from her home," stated attorney Ashton O'Dwyer. "Patricia Konie had food, plenty of water, and a roof over her head. The police who illegally entered her home and imposed their will on a frail, middle-aged female should have been out apprehending armed, male looters instead."
Konie was greeting a reporter and photographer from a San Francisco TV station and a journalist from the London Times when police unexpectedly entered her home. When she refused to leave as ordered, they confiscated a firearm used for defense and according to Konie, "slammed" her to the ground, both displacing and fracturing her left shoulder."
One thing I wrote before and still hold to: I'm ashamed that OK National Guardsmen helped carry out this crap. And I hope those responsible- which would include the officers who told them to carry out these orders- get their ass handed to them.
Can you say 'perjury'?
Found a link to this at The High Road:
"BELLEVUE, Wash., March 15 /U.S. Newswire/ -- In a stunning reversal, the City of New Orleans revealed today to attorneys representing the Second Amendment Foundation and National Rifle Association that they do have a stockpile of firearms seized from private citizens in the wake of Hurricane Katrina."
You know, those guns that didn't exist? Those guns Mayor Dipstick and Police Chief Jackass said weren't seized? From those seizures they claimed never happened?("Never mind the video and the testimony! Ignore the man behind the curtain and listen to me!!"). I admit to not following all the details as they came along, but didn't city officials and the lawyers say- in sworn documents- that the seizures a: were not ordered and b: did not happen and c: they did NOT have any seized firearms?
I'm not a lawyer(nor do I play one on blog or tv), but I thought lying in court, and lying on sworn documents, was a big no-no. ESPECIALLY for an officer of the court like a lawyer.
What's that? It IS a big deal, you say? Well, then let's see about criminal charges as well as the civil charges already filed, why don't we?
Apparently the NO officials have been taking lessons from some of the BATF and other feds caught in the act. Lie, deny, etc., until you have no other choice than to admit the truth. Unfortunately, too many times congresscritters who secretly or blatantly want the agencies to get away with crap have set a precedent of ignoring or excusing this crap; let's hope this court doesn't put up with it.
Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Rimfire Roundup #6
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Ok, here's something scary
ENGLAND: The day is coming when British Muslims form a state within a state
Very interesting article(found here) on what's happening there, summed up by this quote: "They believe that the British Government has capitulated to them, because it feared the consequences if it did not.
"The cartoons, you see, have not been published in this country, and the Government has been very critical of those countries in which they were published. To many of the Islamic clerics, that's a clear victory.
"It's confirmation of what they believe to be a familiar pattern: if spokesmen for British Muslims threaten what they call 'adverse consequences' – violence to the rest of us – then the British Government will cave in. I think it is a very dangerous precedent."
Very damn dangerous. A lot of people have pointed this out before; there are people and groups who see tolerance of them and their actions as weakness, and they see weakness as something to exploit. For instance, a couple of weeks ago a big march by BPMs calling for death to anybody who annoys them, and a few cops around watching; about a week later a march by people calling for defense of free speech and etc., and the cops were everywhere and a bunch of people were arrested as I recall. The Brit government has demonstrated that they're either too politically correct, too stupid or too scared(or all the above) to stand up for their own history, and the BPMs are using it against them. I've kept hoping that the British people would finally say 'enough' and stand up, but it just hasn't happened.
And at this point I doubt it will.
