Tuesday, December 13, 2022

Be it noted, whoever designed the battery cable clamps on some Fiats

is a bleeping idiot.  If he's dead, he was a bleeping idiot.  

Due to exhaustion I didn't think to take a picture, and I can't find an illustration right now, but imagine this:
Instead of a simple clamp where you tighten a bolt, you have a body that includes a sliding piece that has to be held tight while the locking bolt is tightened.  There's no screw to tension it or good place to, say, put a screwdriver in place to lever it tight and then tighten that bolt, oh no; you have to find something like some channel-lock pliers that has jaws narrow enough to hold the clamp tight while not being in the way of the socket to tighten the locking bolt.  Because if you can manage to just pry it tight, the negative in particular wants to turn as you tighten and really pulls on the wires...

It's telling that every auto parts place that carries replacement cables shows the nice, simple clamps.

I can literally say I would never have imagined such an idiot way to design a clamp.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

You can probably understand how I felt when my wife called to tell me the mechanic wanted $75 to put in a front turn signal bulb on her Ford SUV. Seems the design required removing removing the inner liner of the fender turning wheel all the way in one direction to do something and then turning it all the way in the other direction to get at light. Then you had to reverse it.

Country Boy said...

FIAT = Futile Italian Attempt at Transportation.

Matthew said...

How about the outer CV on the 850? That was some crazy shit there.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the same idiot that changed Toyota screw on oil filters to a canister.
You *might* be able to get it off without destroying it…50/50 if it was even slightly over tightened.
(Like at the stealership)
K.

Anonymous said...

I’ve heard it said many times that designers/engineers should have to work in their creations before unleashing them on us.
Ed

Anonymous said...

Back when i was a young engineering student we had to design a pivot joint as a team. Then in a seperate machining class we had to actually make the part we designed. Its been 35 years and i still curse the idiots on my team for the one part that was nearly impossible to get the tooling in to machine.

Exile1981

Terrapod said...

Well, there is your problem right there, you bought a Fiat in the first place.
Having owned a 124 Spider, I can really feel your pain, welcome to the world of Fix It Again Tony (and my name ain't Tony though I spent interminable hours fixing the thing).

Firehand said...

Not mine, belongs to a friend. It's actually been a fairly decent ride so far for her.

RHT447 said...

FIAT = Fix It Again Tony.