Because all the actual problems are solved.

Or it's just that Californicated is run by effing idiots, which is far more likely.


Brought to you by the Dark and Fascist State of New Jersey.
And I'll bet every chief in every department involved whines about 'why don't people trust and respect us?'


Hey, Zuckerbitch, part of the plan or just some minions overstepping?


"I didn't mean I should pay more in taxes!"