"The dog ate those memos."
"You think my aides don't know what not to mention?"
"It depends on what the meaning of 'is'- wait..."
"So, you see, we need more gun laws to keep my staff and underlings from doing things like this!"
"Whadda you mean, I HAVE to answer you? Don't you know who I am?"
"I am the Emissary! You don't dare lay hands on me!"
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