All of the neighbours came outside to take a look at his legs and backside sticking out of the window.
'He must have felt a right idiot. Most people wanted him to be left there. There is one neighbour who is a surgeon, and he told the emergency services he'd be able to get the burglar out without damaging the window.
'But they politely declined, saying they would rather get him out in one piece.'
Picky bastards, aren't they?
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The window was only 12x8 inches. Any man who even thought he might fit through would have to have hips and shoulders like a snake...
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