Tuesday, May 03, 2011

I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.


BobG said...


Windy Wilson said...

Irons, FTW!
Reason 324 why I read this blog.