get stabbed, call the cops, wind up in jail for having more black powder than they approve of. And they destroy your gun safes. And their evidence-handling procedures suck:
Township Police Chief Robert Kugler said investigators expected to find
more than 100 long and short guns, which would be brought out in barrels
overnight and that ”they will be identified and catalogued at a later
Oh no, no problems at all there, right? No chance of anything disappearing or anything...