Carney says Pres Obama agrees w/VP Biden that people don't need military style assault weapon in the home for protection. Shotgun would do.
Wait till someone informs these clowns that the military uses shotguns; then they'll want to ban those, too.
A contact on Facebook has been talking about quantum mechanics; so I ran across this and had to inflic- share it with her:
Heisinberg and Schodinger Were Speeding Along...
... and get pulled over.
Heisenberg is in the driver's seat, the officer asks "do you know how
fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where
I am!" The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108
miles per hour!" Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now
The officer, now more confused and frustrated orders the men outside of
the car, and proceeds to inspect the vehicle. He opens the trunk and
yells at the two men, "Hey! Did you guys know you have a dead cat back
here?" Schrodinger angrily yells back, "We do now, asshole!"