Just to add to the fun,

if Obama were found to be ineligible, how about this:
What happens to the people who knew, and still let him run?
Would that come under the heading of conspiracy, or something else? And what would be suitable punishment, besides being marked as vile lawbreakers of the worst kind?(which wouldn't exactly bother them, some would probably consider it a mark of distinction: "I tried to save us by helping The One, no matter the cost!", etc.)