For the first offense, they give you 2
If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Q. How do you keep a
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a
Q. What's the difference between the
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q. How many
A. Nobody remembers.
Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!