How can you NOT mock these people?

“We can start w/ a mandatory investigation because trigger warning is literally a threat,” one student tweeted at her campus police department.
So you're telling us that your constant demand for trigger warnings are threats?  Really?
“lmao trigger warning i’m [sic] going to beat the shit outta [sic] whoever wrote that bullshit on the wall,” another said.
Yeah, that'll go over well.  And great way to support the 1st, moron.

And from one of the supposed adults on campus,
“Indeed, this wall is a place of free speech and expression; however, the words painted were troubling because they had a very different meaning to some than they may have to others viewing the message or even those who painted the message,” President Roderick McDavis wrote in a campus-wide email.
Apparently McDavis didn't want to be nailed for the standard 'I support free speech, BUT-', so he substituted 'however'.  Same thing.