are now carrying posters showing Harry Potter characters and saying things like "Guns are icky, I'd rather have a wand!"
Oh yeah, magic wand would be nice, IF THEY ACTUALLY EXISTED, you twits.
Which noise inspired a friend to write this:
So, I’m reading that the teen anti-gun movement is inspired by the Harry Potter series.
Am I the only one who finds that ironic? I mean, those kids were armed
starting at age 11, practiced concealed carry, and trained in combat.
All the teachers were armed, highly dangerous, and prepared to defend
their students with their lives.
But apparently whacking someone with a magic wand is far morally superior to shooting them. Somehow.