Tuesday, June 02, 2015

Yeah, you missed bombs and guns and such almost all the time,

but you seized a record number of prohibited items(nail clippers, knitting needles, anything else shiny that caught your fancy) so Mr. Johnson said the stark number of missed contraband items looked bad “out of context,”...
Yeah, just remember all the children fondled and adults felt-up and remember the context of missing actual bombs and such 67 times out of 70.

And the guy in charge?  Fire him?  Oh no!  He's a valuable federal official, we'll just transfer him(you know, like the liars and lawbreakers of ATF).

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