Friday, February 14, 2014

One good thing about no girlfriend:

I avoided this

1 comment:

Gerry N. said...

Da Missus knows I have no use for valentine's day as a "Gifting Occasion", I usually take her to her choice of establishment for dinner.

We've been married for 46 years, if she hasn't yet figured out that I love her, it's beyond hope. On the other hand she likes giving me things. This year my V-Day gift is a SOG Dark Energy DE-02 flashlight, about the size of an olde fashyndde penlight but puts out 247 lumens. Just about enough light energy to burn light colored skin at 45 meters. Little bitty flashlight, horrendously bright.

Remember how "Officer Friendly" shines his 5D battery Xenon Mag-Lite in your eyes when he pulls you over for "Mopery With Intent to Gawk"? A half second burst of hi-intensity white led light at 247 lumens will have him on his knees with his face in the roadside ditch full of slimy swamp water screaming "MAKE IT STOP!!-OH G-D IN HEAVEN- PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!-MAKE IT STOP!"

Turnabout is fair play, no?

Gerry N.