Tuesday, January 27, 2009

And, a guide for celebrities to help Save Mother Gaia

4. Crush a Third World Economic Development Movement. One of the most pressing threats facing our environment is rising income in Africa, Asia, and Latin America. A generation ago these proud little dark people were happily frolicking in the rain forest, foraging for organic foods amid the wonders of nature. Today, corrupted by wealth, they are demanding environmentally hazardous consumer goods like cars and air conditioning and malaria medicine. You can do your part to stop this dangerous consumerism trend by supporting environmentally progressive leaders like Hugo Chavez and Robert Mugabe, and their programs for sustainable low-impact ecolabor camps.

You'll especially like #10.

And yes, I will stop now and go do something cleanup-like. Or maybe put some loads together, after having considered the implications of Obama's Little Book a bit more.


Bob S. said...

You're right, I think #10 was some of the best advice given to those folks.

Hope the ice passes you by up there; waiting for it to hit here in Fort Worth.

So far no problems as of noon.

Firehand said...

We're getting light snow and a few spits of sleet now, and I think that'll be it. Which has actually made driving easier.

Hope you get little or none there; I've driven down there in ice, and it sucks.

Anonymous said...

Here in the Far Away, Exotic, Puget Sound Area, it's now early afternoon and 34F, up from the mid 20's with light snow overnight.

Damn that Glow-bull Wormerating.

Gerry N.

markm said...

No, #10 will never work. It suggests Seppuku. The average Hollyweird "tough guy" would only get the blade in a half inch before screaming in pain and calling the ambulance.

Now drug OD's are presumably painless, and they hardly need encouragement...