Mr. Blair. Yeah, them there whirlywinds can be a bit disturbing to the neighborhood, can't they? But hey, it was just a lousy F2 at worst, so not too bad.
What's that? More per square mile there than here? I'll have to say I have my doubts about that, but it's not something I'll get too upset over. Hmm, lookee here:• One of the most destructive tornadoes in the UK struck Birmingham on July 28 last year when hundreds of buildings were damaged by 135mph winds. Gotta tell you, Mr. Blair, if a lousy F2 is 'one of the most destructive' then you folks have gotten off light. An F5 would flat curl your hair.
Well, I'll stop talkin' at you for now, you've got a bit of cleanin' up to do. Catch you later.