Over at LawDog, including:
"Oh, my God, Mr. President, the Alien Overlords crashed a family reunion somewhere in Southwest Louisiana. Early reports indicate that the Conquerers of 10,000 Worlds made, and I quote: 'A damn fine jambalaya.' Unquote."
"Okay, so the house told us to GET OUT. Set off the napalm, darling."
"Instead of sneaking around a vampire infested house after dark, why don't we blow the place with dynamite at noon?"
And I'd like to add, "I am the great vampire- what is this 'magnesium' you speak of?"