An off-duty FBI agent allegedly discharged his firearm in a crowded Denver bar early Saturday, shortly after losing the weapon while crushing a solo routine on the dance floor.
But fear not! He hasn't been horribly treated for this idiocy:
The agent is not being named because he has not yet been charged with a crime, police said.
A plain old citizen who did this would've been in a cell*, but they do take care of their own, don't they?
*With Watts & Co. screaming and tweeting about how this PROVES commoners should not be allowed to own guns.