Monday, November 05, 2012

Ah, Nanny Bloomberg & Co.: is there anything

they can't eff up?
The city left more than a dozen generators desperately needed by cold and hungry New Yorkers who lost their homes to Hurricane Sandy still stranded in Central Park yesterday.

And that’s not all — stashed near the finish line of the canceled marathon were 20 heaters, tens of thousands of Mylar “space” blankets, jackets, 106 crates of apples and peanuts, at least 14 pallets of bottled water and 22 five-gallon jugs of water.
But worry not!; There's a excusereason!
A marathon security worker still working yesterday from a generator-powered trailer in the park, said the power sources had not been moved to devastated areas of the city because of an impromptu race run by marathon holdovers in the park.
“Once we found out they’d still be running a marathon, we had to call all the towing vendors and tell them they couldn’t come,” he said.
I'm torn between "Those poor bastards in NYEffin'C", and "Well, you dumb bastards kept electing him."

1 comment:

Brigid said...

I hope we're not saying the same thing nation wide later on.