Wednesday, March 04, 2009

I'd forgotten the Gospel

of JMB:
1 In the beginning was the 1911, and the 1911 was THE pistol, and it was good. And behold the Lord said, "Thou shalt not muck with my disciple John's design for it is good and it workith. For John made the 1911, and lo all of his weapons, from the designs which I, the Lord, gave him upon the mountain."

2 "And shouldst thou muck with it, and hang all manner of foul implements upon it, and profane its internal parts, thou shalt surely have malfunctions, and in the midst of battle thou shalt surely come to harm."

Apparently there is some debate about some parts of the Gospel:
a Several old manuscripts add the following text. "And they [also rendered as "these men"] didst chamber it for cartridges who's calibers startith with numbers less than the Holy Number 4. And lo the Lord did cause great grief amongst these men when their enemies who were struck in battle with these lesser numbers didst not fall but did continue to cause great harm."


Chinese Gordon said...


Like the blog. For a while there, I was also a blacksmithing, gun-toting, political blogger, but just didn't have the time to put into the blog.

Anyway, Bebel (my 1911)sez "Great post!"

Firehand said...

Thank you, sir.