From here(where the bastard is currently blogging from Brazil)



From here
And they should have checked with Frank, first

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Newspeak:

Gun Collection	Arsenal of Weapons
Swamp	Delicate Wetlands
Illegal Alien	Undocumented Worker
Synthetic Fiber	Cruelty-Free Materials
Well-protected	Heavily Armed
Righteous	Narrow-minded
Coerced Theft	Taxes / Your Fair Share
Gun Confiscation	Commonsense Gun Control
Stump Removal Powder	Illegal Hazardous Explosives
Unborn Baby	Nonviable Tissue Mass
Socialism	Equal Access to Opportunity
High Crime Area	Multicultural Community
Marxism	Fairness / Social Progress
Self-Employed	Upper Class / "The Rich "
Big Government Scheme	Progressive, Change
Bums /Welfare Leeches	Homeless or Disadvantaged
Scoped Deer Rifle	Sniper Rifle
Higher Taxes	Investment For the Future
Socialized Medicine	Healthcare Reform
Conservative	Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater
Homeschoolers	Truants
Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing	Victim or Oppressed
Standard Capacity Magazine	High Capacity Magazine
Church-going	Religious Zealot
Employer or Land Owner	Exploiters / "The Rich "
NRA Members	The Gun Lobby
Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)	Assault Weapon
New Taxes and Higher Taxes	Fiscal Stimulus
Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs	Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting
Say again?	Same Sex Marriage
Undocumented worker	Mr.President

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Now this would really suck:

Also from the Feral guy; he was on a roll:




Getting raped? Be sure to arm yourself with a smartphone - because the White House will soon have an app for that.

Kimber J. Nicoletti-Martinez, director of multicultural efforts to end sexual assault at Purdue University, has some design suggestions:

“Maybe people could add more components to it to ask people to confront their beliefs,” about what causes sexual assault, she said—like building an app that resembles Angry Birds. “Is there some kind of bird you can fling against misogynistic attitudes?”

Sigh.

Isn't there some sort of device that would fling heavy metal projectiles at high rates of speed directly at, and hopefully through the vital organs of, your attacker?

(Radical idea, I know, but I suspect it could be very effective.)
Why yes, I would think so...

and




After the 'managing threats' link the other day Tam provided, RNS reminded me of two more, these from Xavier, well worth reading:
Recognizing threats
Standing on the X


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Just some links today; it's hot, my back hurts, I'm pissed at DC(so what else is new) and that's it for now.