Crotalus: If guns are an extension of a man's penis, does that mean that men who support gun control secretly want to have vaginas?
January 23, 4:24 PM
Of course, there's another problem:
Ned: According to Henry, my wife's gun is a penis extension. I guess that must make me a homosexual.
Do I get some sort of federal protection now that I am in a minority class?
6 comments:
If a gun was a penis extension, not a man alive would own a .22.
Hey, Ruger makes a 10/22 pistol with a 10 inch barrel - which should be enough extension for any gun porn purposes!
If guns are an extension of a mans penis then what about folding stocks? Does wood mean one thing and synthetic another? Are bolties better lovers than semi-autos? Are lever actions deviant? Do scopes stand for something? You want single actions or high capacity mags that might fall out? Sling or no sling?
Hey, I admit it; I'm compensating for something... I'm compensating for the fact that my penis doesn't shoot hot lead at over 1000 feet per second...
What was that line, "I'm compensating for the fact I can't throw a rock at 900fps."
Heh, I just keep remembering the line from "Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog" shown here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuyX-WPnh9Y&NR=1
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