Saturday, January 24, 2009

Well, it MIGHT explain some things...

Crotalus: If guns are an extension of a man's penis, does that mean that men who support gun control secretly want to have vaginas?
January 23, 4:24 PM

Of course, there's another problem:
Ned: According to Henry, my wife's gun is a penis extension. I guess that must make me a homosexual.

Do I get some sort of federal protection now that I am in a minority class?

6 comments:

BobG said...

If a gun was a penis extension, not a man alive would own a .22.

Mikee said...

Hey, Ruger makes a 10/22 pistol with a 10 inch barrel - which should be enough extension for any gun porn purposes!

Anonymous said...

If guns are an extension of a mans penis then what about folding stocks? Does wood mean one thing and synthetic another? Are bolties better lovers than semi-autos? Are lever actions deviant? Do scopes stand for something? You want single actions or high capacity mags that might fall out? Sling or no sling?

Anonymous said...

Hey, I admit it; I'm compensating for something... I'm compensating for the fact that my penis doesn't shoot hot lead at over 1000 feet per second...

Firehand said...

What was that line, "I'm compensating for the fact I can't throw a rock at 900fps."

Chad said...

Heh, I just keep remembering the line from "Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog" shown here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuyX-WPnh9Y&NR=1