Steal, riot, mooch, hate, and be racist assholes.
Which differs, apparently, from last year. Somehow.
Be it noted, when someone refers to stealing as the forceful redistribution of wealth and property, then you know what kind of asshole you're dealing with.
Have a friend/relative in college? Tell them the proper- the ONLY proper- response to a call from a university about a sexual assault accusation is "I'm calling a lawyer, they'll call you back." And if they threaten you for calling an attorney, add that to the list. Because a kangaroo court would be superior to what happens at these hearings.
"It's racist! All of it! EVERYTHING!!"